Which do you think would be the biggest potential problem with this concept?
1) Dropping your fork could result in felony manslauter charges after you impail a passerby
2) The inability to abrupty storm off after having a fight with your significant other
3) Failure to properly secure the tip under a heavy object could result in an angry waiter but a very happy homeless person two blocks down
4) paper napkins, birds, and what about the ladies room???