As the Blog World Turns

Here is a summary of some recent goings on in the blogosphere:



The ghetto fab boys are back after a long absence (*cough*prison?*cough*) at Ramendays with more remedial cooking lessons for culinary tards. I think they are cleaning up the language a bit, which is appreciated by us prudes. Their mama must have slapped them around a bit. I would link to their site but actually I think their hip hop music far outshines their culinary skills.


Now that Angelika is sleeping more than two hours a night, people seem to be giving her presents. She has gotten a new fridge (but not one that I can write on, so this is useless to me), stove, and this from her Mommy Dearest (but I bet she is pretending that Hugh Laurie gave it to her).


CLEAR THE ROADS! And keep all potted plants, young children, and any other breakable objects inside!!!!!! Just kidding. I'm sure L will be a great driver.


Ya know how on TV when someone goes blank or is absent they play cricket sounds to signify the emptiness? Has knitwithcats.blogspot updated her blog? Click here to find out.


Oh, if only my cat would tolerate this from Small Dog Stuff without spending the entire time hissing, crying, and plotting revenge. It is so cute! I think my next cat is going to be a poodle.



I find this funny. And either I haven't seen it before in an email or I have early onset Alzheimer's. Either way, it made me laugh.



Kitty porn. (how many times have I mentioned cats in this post???)



Oh the sacrifices this person has made for the greater good, and for her blog. A true patriot and team player.


My noisy neighbors seem to have moved. Sorry to the new neighbors, whomever and wherever they may be, that have to put up with them. Why would someone think it a good idea to play a musical instrument at 1:30 in the morning when you live in a townhouse and your neighbors are two feet away on either side? I like quiet. I don't care if my neighbor is a serial killer as long as he's quiet about it.





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As the Blog World Turns

A summary of some interesting goings on in the blogosphere recently:


Lofty Matters: This fruit from South Africa makes anything sour that you eat up to one hour afterwards, taste sweet.


A soap dish made from recycled record albums is among these earth friendly Mother's Day gifts.


Will Angelika ever get more than two hours sleep a night? Will she ever meet Hugh Laurie? Will the refrigerator bandit ever be caught? God I miss that fridge.


Boobs or apples? Join the violent debate at Ragtree's Funky Folky blog.


In Scotland, it's neither illegal or immoral to shufty at the church. Although I have no use for the hindi script translation button, a UK to US English button would really be helpful to me (scrummy bottle of rioja?)



Will Acne Control, the newest Entrecarder (as of this writing), betray us by not returning our dropped cards? Will they remain "Just here for the view" or will they become a "Drop Master"?


Will knitwithcats ever update her blog more frequently than once a month? Highly unlikely.


Will Target ever pay me for the for the extremely flattering article I wrote about their partnership with Andrew Zimmern?



Will my neighbor ever be evicted for playing their stereo at 1:30 am? (not a blog entry, just a question) Anyone know what the jail term is for breaking into a neighbors house and hacking up their stereo? Anybody? Anybody?


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Other People's Blogs

http://www.ramendays.com/

With recipes like Office Ramen 101 and Jack in the Box Marinade, slickly edited videos, a quote from Julia Child, racist and offensive language, and, of all things, a Crate and Barrel Ad at the top, RamenDays.com I predict will be wildly popular as well as being the only food blog flagged as offensive.

"Chefs" Tory-T and Caleb supposedly started the site after not finding any visual tutorials on the net for amature cooks ( *cough* ifood.tv and about a thousand other places *cough* ).

I think they just wanted to show off their comedy culinary stylings.

Works for me, I added them to my bookmarks.