To which I can only say one thing: "Suck it Beverly Hills!"
You know you have too much money when a helicopter is required to get a complete view of your house.
The living room has a very modern feel. If your last name is Flintstone or Rubble.
The kitchen is heavily laden with that wonderful, finger print attracting substance know as stainless steel. Ideal for a kitchen if you're not the one cleaning it.
A round bedroom. If only it rotated.
With so many chairs, I am gonna assume this must mean the house was built as a refuge for orphaned children, probably with cancer. The owners are now selling it because they have managed to place all the poor, parentless children with families. I am sure this is correct because why else would someone need so much space for a single family.
Is anyone else thinking "Beam me up Scotty" right now?
White chairs in the dining room. The help must just LOVE these people.
And white chairs in the living room.
The following must be imagined as being said in the voice of Thurston Howell III: "Muffy darling, I don't know WHY the help keeps quitting. After we bought those black mastiff pups and had the red wine gala to celebrate, they all just left! Makes absolutely no sense to me. Oh bother Muffy, I just spilled my chardonnay"
Because they wanted to recreate the look of the Northgate library in their own home. (This is only funny if you live in Hixson Tennessee)
The house is described as being designed with Frank Loyd Wright influences. I have been to many FLW houses in my time and was not impressed. Very poor tippers.
Roman pillars... so this must be the vomitorium?
Ok now I hate these people. An indoor pool.
This view makes me feel less bitter. It's looking a little Holiday Inn-ish from this angle.
And by the way, Capitalism: A Love Story is playing this week at both the Rave and the Bijou. Saw it yesterday and loved it!
